ACK!!! IT'S TEH BONDAGE FACE MAN! *eats his head*

Spankind is an interesting sort... I should write a song about him. Me and Spandam go way back though, I mean, like, we met in 1983, five years before I was born. We had a real passionate affair that summer, I think it was November. We were celebrating easter at the time, singing charismatic christmas carols. He didn't much like me at first, but I quickly grew on him. Haha, this takes me back. In 1987, after I was born, we took a walk down to the port. He bought me some candy and then we frolicked by the boats in the harbour. It was magical. By 1999, we realzied our marriage was failing and we just couldn't be together any longer. Sadly, we parted ways and I never saw him until 2001, where we decided we'd give our relationship another chance. when he tried to bring the cheese into the bedroom, I knew it just wasn't going to work. So I set him on fire, with the use of SONG as a kindling flame. Unfortunatly, my attempt to do so caused him to make fish-lips at me, and I just realized how adorable he really was. In 2002, he fell off the CN tower during our trip to Toronto. I pointed and laughed. Now, in 2005, we've broken up once again and I believe he's part ofa cult. I think his name is Mother Sha-boo-boo now...

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What would ~Kalei-chan do?

;-; What a sad, yet heart-felt story...

Wow! I am so amazed how easely you guys seem to draw Spandam! He looks like such a bitch to draw!

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Ace, you have to follow the rules! If you live in my house and eat my food, you can't wear a shirt!

~ Maman et Papa m'avait défendue, de lever ma robe et montrer mon -

I can't get enough of all the Spandam-goodness~~ 8D~

*gurgle* Your version is sexier ;3;

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"Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana."

You know.....Spandam is totally like Mick Foley ad Mankind.....0-0 You know, in wrestling! XD Leah pointed that out when she saw my picture of him.

Umm yeah XD;; that's been established for a while now...

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"Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana."

I didn't even notice.... I'm so behind.